What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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